Wk1 Story: [[Fly Dramatics]]

"The Bald Man and the Fly"-Story Rework

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      I would like to say there was a once upon a time to my story, but their isn't and unfortunately there never will be. There was no happy ending for this incessant creature. There was no skipping off in the sunset for the irritant. Only sweet, victorious...death, no I take that back pure insanity.

     

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It all happened one hot summer day. Hot as in, if you step outside your face will start to melt off and you become a puddle of mush in the ground, so generally miserable. I was strutting down the path in my merry ole way when life is good and there are no worries. When all of sudden, in slow terrifying motion, my eyes began to widen and my my heart began to quicken. What I see before my eyes is the very bane of my existence. A swarm of flies appeared out of nowhere. I looked side to side, but all I see is walls, I looked behind me and I see a group of laughing, absurdly tall girls blocking my exit. My greatest fears realized.

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     I sucked in my breath and barreled through the horde of dangerous bugs. Flailing my arms about like a madwoman, and screaming like a banshee. Unbeknownst to me the group of girls behind me had stopped and stared. They said nothing just the luck of shock and confusion. Meantime in my fly invested mayhem I was dealing with a fly on my face and my ear. Buzzing like bees, flying like airplanes and swarming like children to an ice cream truck. I was in an endless horror movie or so I thought. I was in such a panicked frenzy that I did not realize that flies have been all scared off by my insane behavior, but their I was losing my mind. 

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     "Do you think we should tell her their are no more flies around her?" said the tall blonde girl.

     "No...We should definitely let this play out". The girl to her left spoke in a very slow way, absorbed into what was happening.

     Even with all my craziness I heard these words and did not register. Why should I? I did not know them, they could be lying and I could be very well be covered. I just thought I should flail and flail I did for ten minutes. It wasn't till afterwards that I realized that I did more harm to myself, more specifically my pride. I guess that's just the price I play for fly dramatics.